Damn the dickhead blues
When your time becomes somebody else's refuge
Damn the dickhead blues
Make a vacation outta you
Damn the dickhead blues
When you are stuck sinking in someone's lagoon
Like a spoon drowns in a stеw
What kind of meal are they making of you?

Thinking cupid calls for you
End up gum on somеone's shoe
Makes me feel like I don't have a clue

My dilemma is always a dickhead
Who's drunk on the daily news
Like coyotes in culottes
Clawin' for coffee in open-toed shoes
I'm no longer amused by losers
Who find themselves losing me
That's why I choose

I'm not as worthless as I once thought
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I'm useful

Damn the dickhead blues
When ur feeling as broke as a bottle of booze
Damn the dickhead blues
Like a soda straw strangling you

Thinking cupid calls for you
And end up gum on someone's shoe
Makes me feel like I don't have a clue

If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start
I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I'd know where to start (start)
I'd know where to start (start, start)
I'd know where to start (start)
I'd know where to start (start, start)
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
If I had a heart, if I had a heart
I'd know where to start (start)
I'd know where to start (start, start)
I'd know where to start
If I
I'd know
If I
If I
Know where
If I
If I had

I'm not as worthless as I once thought
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I am pretty top-notch
I'm useful