You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my god i wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!

And i'm not gonna take this discrace
I'll be like mace in you face on myspace
just you wait till you read the shit
on you im gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?

You can't text message break up! (x3)
after 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you

I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower

I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
Im pissed like president Bush
would be in a gay parade in Texas
I gonna spit until you shit
If you dont like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once

You can't text message break up!
Oh my God!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars shitbag!

You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
Fuck you dick

I cant belive he did that
What a fucking douche bag why cant he figure it out
What a loser I mean jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
Youre never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
Youre an ass
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
I cant believe that crap
Im gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
Im gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf foreva dick
You're my ex bf foreva dick