Stephen Stephen Why won't you call me? Stephen, why won't you call me?
I saw you in your tight ass rocker pants You saw me too, I laughed Cause I was completely trashed And I watched your ugly girlfriend Snear across the room As if I really care that she's here with you
All I know is, You're my object of affection My drug of choice My sick obsession (Oh)
Stephen, why won't you call me? I'm sitting here, waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Why won't you call me?
I've got guys waiting in the line For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds (Just watch me) I got it down to a simple art Just bat my eyes like this And there's a broken heart But somehow, you've turned the tables What the hell? I can charm the pants off anyone else (But you)
Stephen, why won't you call me? I'm sitting here, waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Why won't you call me?
Stephen, I'm thinking that, maybe, You might think I'm crazy Is that why you won't call me? Steve, don't you think I'm pretty? Do you not love me? Is that why you won't call me?
You're my object of affection My drug of choice My sick obsession I want to keep you as my pet To play with and hide under my bed Forever
Stephen, why won't you call me? I'm sitting here, waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Why won't you call me?
Stephen, stephen (Call me) I'll knit you a sweater (Why won't you call me?) I wanna wrap you up in my love (Stephen) Forever, I'll never let you go (Why won't you call me?) Stephen, I'll never let go
Stephen, why won't you call me? I'm sitting here, waiting Why won't you call me? Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic I can't take rejection Why won't you call me?
Compositores: K. Sebert, David Gamson, P. Sebert, Oliver Leiber