Terriers are my very favourite breed
They're cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed
They will bring you up whenever you are down
Terriers average 20 pounds

When I walk around this terrier town
The only thing that makes me down
Is when people put bandanas on their dog

Terriers are my very favourite breed
Cute, cuddly easy dogs to feed
Terriers were there in the 11th century
Napoleon had one to prevent misery

Terriers are good with the aged
Studies show they prolong old peoples lives
No one wants to die
Like this guy died
Die die die
Die die die
Worms eating your eyes

[i]spoken:[/i]
You know those mornings that you can't get out of bed
And you'd call in sick if you had a job?

You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn chips and masturbate?

Sure you do

Well when those days happen
What you should do is start thinking about my friends
My little furry waterproof pals
You know who I'm talking about.....

[i]sung:[/i]
Les terriers sont mes types favourites
Jolies, charment, pas de problem a maintenir
Ils donnest du joie
Quand tu es 'blue'
Les terriers sont a pier pres vingt livres

Give terriers a chance
Do the terrier dance

[i]spoken:[/i]
No, let's not

But if you want your love to show and you want your love to grow
Then go terri, go terri, go terrieeeerrrrrrrrrrsss!!!!!