Koko wa nippon ka yare hana no tokyo ka
Sekai de ichiban no yare keizai taikoku ka
Riku no ue de wa hito ga namiuchi
Umi no ue de wa abura ga yura-yura
Michi no ryougawa nagametemitaraba
Kireina neechan wan sakairu kedo
Kitsune ka tanuki ka
Erayaccha erayaccha
(Oh my God! Urihyaanaa)

Koko wa tokyo ka yare honto ni isogashii
Nande isogu no yo semai kono nippon de
Oya ga shin da ka soretomo jishin ka
Imi ga aru no ka imi ga nai no ka
Eki no iriguchi nagamete mitaraba
Hito ga zoro-zoro tsugi kara tsugi he to
Ari no you ni essakahoisaka

Koko wa tokyo ka yare honto ni subarashii
Miru mono mezurashii yare honto ni urayamashii
Speed, junkie sutekina heroine
Giin ni nooten nooten
Mado no soto wo nagamete mitaraba
Kuruma wa puu-puu densha wa goo-goo
Honto ni tokyo wa kikaina machi da yo
Erayaccha erayaccha
(Everybody ichinichi-ichizen nananana
Ichinichi-iffuku hahahaha)

Koko wa tokyo ka yare honto ni mezurashii
Michi no ue ni mo yare yane ga tsuiteiru
Nande wazawaza kireina sora to
Kireina hoshi wo mienakushichau no
Sora no taiyou sagashitemita kedo
Doko he itta ka dare ga totta ka
Docchi ga docchi da kentou mo tsukanai
(Zensekai no minasan
Kusai nioi wa moto kara tatanakya
Dame dame damedamedamedame)