I wooed her with a four letter word after trying too hard to be deep I promised her uncountable things that were impossible to keep Everywhere I seem to turn I'm letting someone down Either my friends, my enemies, their wives or the crown
Slow I'm getting slow Did I make one false move that made her go? What made her go? Did I make one false move too soon?
She was blessed with second sight but didn't have a licence "She never loved me illegally" I said in her defence "I can see the future judge!" She said in tears "Well I can see yours", he said, "you'll be in jail for the next ten years"
Slow I'm getting slow Did I make one false move that made her go? What made her go? Did I make one false move too soon?
We settled things with a golden handshake The law decreet it was best She was crying when she gave me five grand I said, "And the rest!"
Slow I'm getting slow Did I make one false move that made her go? Where did she go? Did I make one false move too soon?
Slow I'm getting slow Did I make one false move that made her go? What made her go? Did I make one false move too soon?