[Intro: Woman Voice (Kiprich)]
So Kippo, yuh seh affa mi tek wey yuh phone every ting arrite
(Yes baby everyting alrite)
(Yuh nuh hav pen?)
Yea man mi have pen,
Yuh want some paypa too?
(Yea yeah yeah)
Wey yaw guh duh? write song?
(Yea inna mi room)
(Write song? psssh)

[Chorus:]
Mi have a pen and mi have some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu, chuh

[Verse 1:]
Dear Keisha how are you doing
I have to write this letta caws my phone is ruin
Mi woman she a watch dung to di food wey mi chewing
My freedom is long over doing yours truly
Dear Shawna-K mi real miss yuh
Mi reminiscing well mi use to hug up and kiss yuh
All when mi use to turn and twist yuh mi neva mean fi mi girl dis yuh yours truly
Dear Nikeasha I miss yuh sweet voice
Hey yuh memba every day wi use to talk twice
Nuh badda act up and mi naw be nice
Caw nah fi have a phone anna my choice
Dear Tamika yuh still want di summin
Yuh still want di goods dem fi di shop open
Yuh still want di blouse wid di gold button
To how it look now yuh naw guh get nuttin sorry suh

[Chorus:]
Pass a pen and gimmi some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu so mi guh so
Pass a pen and gimmi some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu so mi guh So

[Verse 2:]
Dear fatty yuh still love patty
Yuh still dressy, dressy and gwan hotty, hotty
Yuh still a par wid di ital natty
Bwoy mi still a get stress from mi katty jah no star
Dear nurse mi no sey you a curse
Caw mi de a tell yuh sey a you come first
Mi neva plan fi di secret burst
But link mi caws tings could be worst arite den
Dear Norma mi good, good helpa
Hey mi wish dat tings could be betta
She fiyah yuh tru yuh duh too much help yah
She fine out bout wi unda di sella aw boy
Dear Cassandra trust mi, mi bex
Hey she guh find out bout di phone sex
She ask fi di bag a please call me text
And di bax wid di durex look yah now

[Chorus:]
Pass a pen and gimmi some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu so mi guh So
Pass a pen and gimmi some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu uh oh

[Verse 3:]
It ruff but mi haffi guh back to di writing
Caws mi cyant tek dis bag a fighting
When mi and mi woman fi a duh candle lighting
A bear war like wi ina boxing ring
Whole heap a question woman eva asking
What, why, how, were, whose calling
Writing a letta she cyant fine a ting
Every man learn from da song ya mi a sing so

[Chorus:]
Pass me a pen and gimmi some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu so mi guh So
Pass a pen and gimmi some paypa
Right yah now mi ago write couple letta
Yea mi love how technology greata
But it a mash up mi flu so mi guh So