What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?

The coronation seems a good occasion to discuss
Why one family live in palaces, all subsidised by us
While folks rely on foodbanks, and we're supposed to rejoice
As a crown is chauffeured
'round in a custom-made Rolls Royce
It's time for this to stop, let's give the royals the chop

Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy
Their pampered lives are vile while pеople live in poverty
In inhumanе conditions, while out-of-date traditions
Mean we all pay for the royals to live in luxury, so
Scrap the monarchy

King Charles' fingers are so fat, swollen, sore and red
From swans that he gets fed and things he does in bed
He propagates the narrative he's a climate protester
But his best friend was Jimmy Saville
Britain's foremost child molester
And his brother Prince Andrew, he's a nonce-case too

Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy
They turn a blind eye to their pedos like the BBC
They think they can pay for it all to go away
But covering up for nonces is their lasting legacy, so
Scrap the monarchy

What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do?
What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do?
They sponge of you and me

[Verse 3]
But what about Prince William? You're being so unfair
He's never had a mistress or embarked on an affair
Maybe we have pegged him wrong, he really seems to care
And there's proof, when he does his good deeds
There's always cameras there
Samaritans, Big Issue, the list is comprehensive
Not so much Prince Charming
more prince charm offensive

Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy
They don't give a hoot about the likes of you and me
Look past their PR, you'll see what they really are
A sinister, callous, entitled ideology, so
Scrap the monarchy (Oi) , scrap the monarchy (Oi)
They stand for racist values and inequality
It's time to have a vote
then stick them all in a small boat
And let them take their chances in some far-flung colony
Scrap the monarchy