well if you got a wingo-o take her up to ring-o where the waxies sing-o all the day if you've had your fill o' porter and you can't go any further give your man the order - back to the quay!
and take her up to monto monto monto take her up to monto langeroo to you
have you heard of the duke of gloucester the dirty old imposter he got a mott and lost her up the furry glen he first put on his bowler hat and buttoned up his trousers and he whistled for his growler and he said, "my man -
take me up to monto monto monto take me up to monto langeroo to you"
have you heard of the dublin fusileers them dirty old bamboozileers they went and got the childer one two three marching from the linen hall there's one for every cannon ball and vicky's going to send em all o'er the sea
but first go up to monto monto monto first go up to monto langeroo to you
now the czar of russia and the king of prussia they landed in the phoenix in a big balloon the asked the guardo band to play the wearing of the green but the buggers in the depot didn't know the tune so they both went up to monto monto monto they both went up to monto langeroo to you
and the queen she came to call on us she wanted to see all of us i'm glad she didn't fall on us she's eighteen stone! "mr. me lord the mayor," said she "is this all you got to show me?" why no ma'am, there's so much more to see pog mo thoin! and we took her up to monto monto monto we took her up to monto langeroo to you and we all went up to monto monto monto we all went up to monto langeroo to you!