I remember you back in franklin high

you made me laugh and made the young kids cry

now I pick up the paper-

looks like ya had a hard night

yeah they talked about it like a real big deal

took sixteen medics to scrape and peel

you up as you were

splattered all over the highway

I said hey hey

read all about it

hey hey

the word is out and it’s

hey hey

splattered all over the highway

ramon succumbed to some lethal gas

April got poisoned in home-ec class

now I know what you’re thinkin-

at least there’s some dignity there

suki perished by the coffee machine

face down in danish and margerine

but at least it ain’t like she’s

splattered all over the highway

you cut your lights out on berryman’s lane

now they can’t tell your dick from your brain

maybe some things never changed

tony bought it from a frying pan

domestic squabble over jessica-ann

and you, my brotherman-

splattered all over the highway

I said hey hey

read all about it

hey hey

the truth is out and it’s

hey hey

splattered all over the highway.