my hair got bigger yesterday

piled up all by itself but it seemed to fit my face

I find myself in wild regress

while chasing existential bounds

it scares me some I must confess

the times I feel I’m turning into elvis

turning into elvis

tacked on some weight but I don’t care

odd times I catch myself karate chopping air

bought my mama a cadillac

credit bureau took it back

seems I overlooked the fact

that I was broke whilst turning into elvis

turning into elvis

mashed potatoes black eyed peas

kiss my ass what’s wrong with me?

Shot up my tv yesterday

some fool on sellin me commemorative plates

through no illusions on my part

I’ve come to dig the guy I am

I sneer inside a jiffy mart

and when a woman screams I call her ma’am

paint my rec room green & red

and vanish in those hallowed halls

and just when they’re convinced I’m dead

I’ll reappear in shopping malls

& find myself a manager

who understands the fix I’m in

and make me lots of ill got cash

to comfort me while turning into elvis

turning into elvis.