Hey woman...

She flies a helicopter
And she plays in a band
She's a doctor she's a lawyer
She's a military man

I don't like it pretty lady
Why can't you underdstand
That a woman is a woman
And a man is a man

Hey woman...

"don't you worry baby
I'll still powder my nose
And I'll still be
Wearing sexy underwear
I can still be there to keep
You going all thru the night
In the inpraning breakfast's
Gonna be there"

Once upon a time when
Living that's easier
Men ruled the world and
The world went its way
Ladies were seen but not beard

Powder and lace is
A dream to me now
Perfume and kisses and
Curtsies and modesty...

Hey woman...

The lady is a banker
And an owner of land
She's the captain of a corpette
In the gulf of japan

She gets to be a boxer
And a bank-robber too,
She's a railway engine driver
And in charge of a zoo

"don't you worry baby
I still fit in my jeans
And I'll still be there
To squeeze you so tight
You know I'm still got plenty
Of those wild woman ways
And I'm gonna lay
Some on you tonight"

Hey woman...