Lady of the 'dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
She won't, she won't
Sing at you I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
I will, I will

Cuz I love love, cuz I love love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin

I think that I could be a fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow
Mary Jane Holland

Whoow - Whoow

I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdan
She won't, she won't
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre
And play him like a piano man
I will, I will

Cuz I love love, Cuz I love love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin

I think that I could be a fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow
Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright
Because I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my inside
And my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing, ladies and gentleman... Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be a fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow
Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow

Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow
Mary Jane Holland
Whoow - Whoow