If I could play guitar, then I'll play it
But I can't so I'll just sing, just sing

I wrote S-O-R-R-Y
I'm tellin you that
And I don't know why
Maybe because I was sky-high
And thinking to much about my life
So I turned off the light
And I tried to write
But only bullshit left my mind
And most of the time I was fine
But you're windin me up while I'm hard on my grind
When were you born? 1985
Why didn't you finish school? Because I skied
Step back, get back
Come out of my face yeh
I'm just tryin to live my life

If I could play guitar, then I'll play it
But I can't so I'll just sing, just sing

I feel a little tired
I feel like cryin
I feel like lyin
I feel like I'm tryin to do
What I'm supposed to do today
(Fuck it)

A couple of interviews
A photo shoot
A show to do
Promote new tunes
Oh I hate it when I feel this way
Oh why do I feel this way?
Tell me
Yesterday was a different story
High and mighty
Feeling glory
Shut down time square
Know that you saw me
Felt enormus, like twenty stories

If I could play guitar, then I'll play it
But I can't so I'll just sing, just sing

Today of all days
You try to rush me
Hush puppy, let me do my thing
I'm not your puppet on a string bruv

(Really?)

Now don't get me wrong
You silly little punk
Expect me to walk
Cuz I'm not gonna run
I wish life was as easy as playing the guitar
Ya just pick it up and ya strum

(EEh, maybe not)

If I could play guitar, then I'll play it
But I can't so I'll just sing, just sing