Cristy can't take all the pressure
Kevin hates the girls he dates
Mia says she's gonna snap I need a new car to drive away
Derek beats up all his grilfriends
Jessie like to comb his hair
Hanacek is on the wagon, I tried not to speak today

[chorus]
You slip and fall they pick you up and throw you down again
I left them there and found them here
I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
You find them everywhere it breaks you into two

Emily had sex with Joey
Chris is weird he must be gay
Everyone is smoking h and I tried hard to laugh today
Every word you hear you repeat
Every word you repeat you change
Here's a quarter there's a phone, why don't you call someone who cares

[repeat chorus]