(cough) oh no! I think I did it again
I run my mouth like I've got something left to give
I pretend to be something more than I am,
Like I've got something left to give, oh

So you think that I'm crazy?
Well baby I can show you some crazy things
All it takes is some alcohol, then you're ready to see it all
I'll have you know that I am just a perfect piece of shit
All because I lost the girl that I was in love with
I don't think I'm coming home tonight
Mom & dad I don't think I'll be coming home

What would you do with a drunken sailor
What would you do with a drunken sailor
What would you do with a drunken sailor
Who got too drunk to even fuck?
Was it you that said it happens for a reason?
I like to live my life without any meaning
Oh baby do you think that you can agree?
I don't think that they will agree

Whoah, you better run for your life
Run for your life, run for your life
Don't let them take you alive
Don't let them change you

(this is gonna just ruin my day)
I think they caught me this time baby, I can feel my own
Heart beating now I look behind, see red and blue lights
God this world is a prison
It's the fucking law, aw shit
Did I lock my trunk?
I might have drank too much, I didn't hurt no one

So who are you, and am I doing something wrong?
I'm not hurting anyone, not hurting anyone, I'm not hurting anyone
If this is your case then I'm glad you can't judge

Whoah, you better run for your life
This is how it's suppose to be
Don't let them take you alive
This is how it's suppose to be

Whoah, you better run for your life
Run for your life, run for your life
Don't let them take you alive
Don't let them change you

You are more than they can see
Home of the brave and land of the free