Now I'm off the Radar
A lost and desperate satellite
Just trying to find a way out
Of this misery tonight - My batteries are running low
I'm a spaceship-wreck that falls apart
In a thousand sparkling pieces
Just like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart

Life is short
It's sad but true
I lost my ship
I miss my crew
Major tom left long ago
He's starring in a different show
We're craving for eternity
And for endless infinty
It's sad but true I know

The Moon is left so far behind
The stars pretend that they were blind
I turn around the world and turn around and surf around the earth
Life is short, it's sad but true
I miss my ship
I lost my shoe
Major tom left long ago
He's starring in a different show!

Now I'm off the Radar
A lost and desperate satellite
Just trying to find a way out of my misery tonight
My batteries are running low
I'm a spaceship-wreck that falls apart
In a thousand sparkling pieces
Just like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart

My heart is made of L. E. D. s
I wish I had full batteries
I turn into a shooting star
I'm afraid I went a bit too far
The southern cross turns into slime
Caught in a hole of rubbertime
The universe turns inside out
Is this what life is all about?

New Zealand is so far away
Wish I was back in Te Arai
Sniff champagne powder out of jars
With bisül and the other stars
Exploding soundwave galaxy
We dance at zero gravity
The milky way went bad already yesterday - yesterday!

Now I'm off the radar
An old and tragic satellite
Just trying to find a way out
But there ain't no wind, no sound, no light
My batteries are running low
No cigarettes, no alcohol
In a thousand sparkling pieces, just like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart
Like a fluorescent fart