When I woke up this morning, the light was awfully bright.
In fact I can't remember what I did last night.
And then this voice spoke to me, the sound filled my room.
Was this a beer commercial, or was this the hand of doom?
And still this voice is talkin', it tells me wrong from right...
Tell me, am I dreamin', listening to this light?
Well the telephone was ringing and the TV was on...
I'm talkin' to God in my Fruit of the Looms...what the hell is goin' on?

Good News, From Beyond, if you don't believe in God, well he's on your lawn!
Good News for you...
Good News, From Beyond, my wallet's all empty and my whiskey's gone,
Good News for you...

So I got up out of bed, didn't even bother gettin' dressed.
And I was wondering if I sinned sometime, somewhere,
I knew the answer must be yes...
But I started for the kitchen to get a bite to eat,
And I could feel the earth rumblin', I could feel it shakin' beneath myfeet.
But I reached for the milk inside the refrigerator door.
And this voice is pounding inside my head, this voice I can't ignore...
But I grabbed a bowl from the cupboard and I grabbed the cereal,
and then I saw God's face on my box of Cheerios!

Good News, From Beyond, if you don't believe in God, well he's on your lawn!
Good News for you...
Good News, From Beyond, my wallet's all empty and my whiskey's gone,
Good News for you...