Front steps, it oughta end right here Just one kiss then you'd disappear But we're still kissin' Momma's voice is ringing in my head About a minute we'll end up in you bed And that ain't Christain
The way we're acting tonight They might talk in town I don't look good in white But let's not let that slow us down, oh
Let's pretend we're married That way what we're doing won't seem wrong Let's pretend we're married All night long
Is it hot in here or is it just you I'll take off your coat, you can kick off your shoes Are ya thirsty? My last inhibition's almost gone My dress already smells like your cologne Oh lord have mercy
No light pink ceremony No plastic bride and groom Let's skip the matrimony And get right to the honeymoon, oh
Let's pretend we're married That way what we're doing won't seem wrong Let's pretend we're married All night long
And if it don't work out If we get off course I'll just walk you out And we don't have to get divorced
Let's pretend we're married Maybe this could be out wedding song Let's pretend we're married All night long All night long