She only smoked weed so she'd like what's been on mtv At least that's what she found She could kiss while she shelled oysters In her boyfriend's big open gob now that made me frown Have you ever been to New Orleans Yes but I might as well have been a long way down He holds his head as if he's eggbound He holds his head as if he's eggbound She's not averse to forgetting her purse Especially when there's beer around She'd lick the ground She not only likes that John Smith shite Her favourite though is Sunny Delight Now that's eggbound She went away to find herself She lost her mind but found some shorts She's lucky like that She went to see that band Black Grape She took something and it went pear-shaped That's a long way down She holds her head as if she's eggbound She holds her head as if she's eggbound She holds her head as if she's eggbound She holds her head as if she's eggbound She only smoked weed so she'd like what's been on mtv At least that's what she found She could kiss while she shelled oysters In her boyfriend's big open gob now that made me frown Have you ever been to New Orleans Yes but I might as well have been it's been a long way down It's a long way down