The life and times of one and all living in the isle of dogs Just waiting for a fall or for a telesales call Am I anything at all I'm just an ugly ugly old fart Why can't I understand at all why people think I'm not that tall Whatever happened to that man who never relaxed his tightly clenched hand He waived it at the sky against all things that fly And you heed your own advice like you never said it Just step back in time give or take a mile You should heed your own advice say something a bit nice You won't regret it I could say that I love you but it's not quite true I could say I'd die for you that's truer that's true On that day I first met you I don't believe believe that too And every little thing you do is more than magic now that's true I should heed my own advice and wear someone else's shoes And say something nice maybe about you I should spend a little time just talking to you I won't dread that And on that day I first met you I don't believe believe that too And every little thing you do is more than magic now that's true Whatever happened to that man who never relaxed his tightly clenched hand He waived it ever at the sky like he hated some things that fly I should heed my own advice and wear someone else's shoes And say something nice maybe about you I should spend a little time just talking to you I won't regret that I should heed my own advice and say a thing nice Heed my own advice say something nice I should heed my own advice