We once made things from steel now we're only stealing past inspirations
You'll never have free reign switching channels for inspiration
When all our strange relations the strange relate
As proud as a punch drunk stealing other peoples old junk
And all he finds is old perverts overcoats
Who were to tall you fat boy bugger all in dirty overalls
Stealing toilet rolls the fucking arseholes
In aardvark tee-shirts in pretty little mini skirts
Long stay wedding plans tonight of all nights
Garlic disasters in the name of creamy pastas
You bastard you dream *of fucking gangsters*
You follow rules of engagement and then I feel it now
You tell me not a derailing
And I need digital TV like I need conjuring trickery
Or assailing and all I demand
As proud as a punch drunk who's stealing other peoples junk
And all he finds is old perverts overcoats
Who were to tall and your fat boy bugger all in dirty overalls
Who's stealing toilet rolls the fucking assholes
In aardvark tee-shirts in your pretty little mini skirts
Long stay wedding plans tonight of all nights
Their life full of pantyhose meets technicolour dreamcoats
*We're darning toes like boring gangsters*