I tire of your mind games
I'm sick of playing don't wait daddy
good sir, no more rock-paper-scissors for me

But wait
Are we not civilized gentlemen here
I challenge you to a battle of knives

Knife fight
You're gonna fight for your life
Knife fight
You're gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight
A really really really sharp knife [yeah knife fight]
I'm a crazy [crazy] son of a bitch
Imma cut you [cut you], swish swish
In knife fight [knife fight], Knife fight [knife fight], Knife fight [knife fight]!

Let me tell you something, I can't be beat.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, cause I'm the king of the street
Well guess what man, I'll pin you to the wall!
Oh yeah?
Yeah, your knife is way too small!
Hey, my knife is super sharp, and thats what counts, I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts
Yeah, well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
Punk
Dweeb!

Knife fight
You're gonna fight for your life
Knife fight
You're gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight
A really really really really sharp knife [yeah knife fight]
I'm a crazy [crazy] son of a bitch
Imma cut you [cut you], swish swish
In knife fight [knife fight], knife fight [knife fight], Knife fight [knife fight knife fight]!

I'm gonna slice you up
I'm gonna cut you down
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you underground
This is the end for you, you gutter-crawling cur
I've got a tip for you, get the point?
Yeah sure
Its time to face the music
Time to face the facts
Time to bite the bullet
Time to pay the tax
Welcome the blade of fury
I am a ball of rage
You ready sucker?
Born ready
ENGAGE!!!

Knife... fight.... cut... stab... knife... ow!... poke... knife...

Hey, wait a minute here.
Oh what is it?
Knives are dangerous, we could get hurt.
Hurt... i don't wanna get hurt.
Who does?
Ok, well in-in that case, i challenge you to a TICKLE FIGHT

Tickle fight, its a tickle fight
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight
Just bring your fingers
'n bring a feather
And everyone can sing together, now

Tickle fight, tickle fight, ladedadedadedadedum tickle fight
Tickle fight, tickle fight, whoopiedoozingzang tickle fight
ding dang doodleydoo, ding dang doodleydoo
Fee fye fo fum kit 'n caboodle-o
Tickle fight, tickle fight, Tickle tickle tickle fight

Yayy that was ffuunn...
Where's my knife?