From the day I was born, I was fated to become
a debt collector, the pride of my mom.
Ever since, my need is such,
I usually take too much.

I love to see an man in fear his wife beggin' me.
While I plunder their shabby house I show no sympathy.
Once I ever been at your door,
I always come back for more.

'Cause I'm an instrument not a feeling soul.
Collecting your debts is my only goal.
You'd better give it now, I shall count to five.
Ooh, I love my power even more than my wife.

'Cause I'm the bailiff, honey.
I come to you as a friend.
I take your telly and some money.
Don't try no settlement.
Don't try no settlement.

Some people call me a thief and chase me away.
But look at yourself 'cause you didn't pay.
I can tell you that it ain't no use,
trying to convince me with a cheap excuse.

'Cause I'm an instrument not a feeling soul.
Collecting your debts is my only goal.
You better give it now I shall count to five.
I love my power even more than my wife.

'Cause I'm the bailiff, honey.
I come to you as a friend.
I take your tele and some money.
Don't try no settlement.(4x)

Don't try no settlement.