As smooth as water, as tough as bricks and mortar
So shrewd yet tender, breath-taking, young and slender
Everything we've taught her, she is the perfect daughter
We will defend her from ghouls of the other gender

chorus:
She fell in love with a dummy
But now her love is dead
'Cause when they got real chummy
The dummy lost his head
And put a child in her tummy
Waiting to be born
She can't run home to mummy
Couldn't stand the scorn

He's out to get her, ever since the day he met her
Must meet her sometime, that time he'll get it right
Finally got her, they tossed and turned all night
Too late for action, too late to set things right