Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed

Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes the husbands so upset

Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

Cowboy, cowboy, never die
Feels no pain never cries
Cowboy, you get all the chicks
Big big horses and big dicks

Was never wild, never mean
Never joined the cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in tupperware

Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
Vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun
Lost the bullets, fuck your gun

Cowboy, cow-oh-boy, we die
Every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick
Drunken horse and shrunken dick