Hello? Nah nah, she don't live here man I thought I told you Yo, I think you need to step of aight!
moved into my apartment At the university The only who lives here is me So why should the phone ring all day long I've got no friends except Mike And he's gone for the summer And I just want some peace and quiet Come to my room and it's a telephone riot Ring-a-ling-a-ling Every time I take a step Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe, can't get Any of my work done Cause people keep callin' with the same damn question
(Hello, is Shanqiua there?) Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year I think you have the wrong number This is Little T (You mean Shaniqua's brother?) Man, can't you just leave me alone? This ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone And don't call back again cuz if you do, you know the answer, man
Chorus: Shaniqua don't live here no mo Shaniqua don't live here no mo Shaniqua don't live here no mo (Is Shaniqua there) Hell no Shaniqua don't live here no mo Shaniqua don't live here no mo Shaniqua don't live here no mo (Is Shaniqua there) Hell no
I wonder who Shaniqua is What she does and where she lives Is she a pothead with too many zits? a movie star with inflatable tits? Does she take the train Or drive in the car? Work at the office Or down at the bar? How the hell should I know? She could be albino for all I care
(Hello, is Shaniqua there?) Yes she is, but she can't talk right now She's busy milkin' a purple cow And talkin to the Easter Bunny (Man, you think you're funny) Shut up, Beavis I've told you six times befo' Shaniqua don't live here no mo
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I checked my machine on Friday There were twenty-two messages Man, I can't win at this One said: (This is for the kid livin' with Shanqiua) (You want that trick, you can keep her) Will this ever cease? So I can get some sleep Shanqiua moved out Leave your message at the beep (beep)
One Track Mike: (Yo, Shaniqua) (I love you) (Call me)
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Compositores: Timothy A Sullivan (Little T), Michael Sean Flannery (One Track Mike) ECAD: Obra #4360886