Don't be a dick
World travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick

Don't be a twit
Learn when to quit
Not hard to commit
Don't be a twit

Don't be a shit
Talk shit, get hit
Don't throw a hissy fit
Don't be a shit

Life is hard enough as is
You don't need to make it worse
And be remiss
It's not very hard

Just remember this

Don't be a dick
World travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick

Don't be a cock
You'll face the chopping block
This might come as a shock
Don't be a cock

Don't be a fuck
Stop acting like a shmuck
Folks like that just suck
Don't be a fuck

Life is hard enough as is
You don't need to make it worse
And be remiss
It's not very hard

Just remember this

Don't be a dick
World travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick

Don't be a dick
World travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
World travels quick
Just one simple trick
Don't be a dick