Let me just start of by saying I think my brother is an indiot It's true And he can be a real dick sometimes Also true But he is my brother Still true And I'm always gonna have his back
It's the rise of the paul That's right the brother are back We 'bout to make this shit look easy like a game, tic-tac Now, eeny, meeny, miny, moe Pick a youtuber and roast him slow (pick a youtuber and roast him slow)
All of their views be falling like snow We just bought two lambos with the butterfly doors Although, they so below It's clear that all these others suckers plateaued (fact, fact)
We came in grabbed youtube by the balls I know for a fact it wasn't ready for the pauls At all, early 20s and more talent than y'all And we ball, quit youtube we still crush like a cannonball
Put jake's name in your title And you can pay this month's rent We know you're calling your lawyers Yeah that's money well spent Cuz yeah, my brother messed up But he still got his disney contract See me in person I guarantee you won't make eye contact
When the paul brother unite, the internet ripples Don't mess with the best, boy, it's that simple Yeah we welcome your fans with open arms [ Cuz this a rocket ship that's headed for the stars)
Everybody parched thirsty For the views but we just havin' some fun And these dudes like thirty And their names barely worthy to roll off our tongues Now I can't tell the future But it's a damn fact that we've just begun Life is only moving faster Me and logan bout to hit march 1
The grind never stops only two ways To make it to the top One: be a leech gain your fame from the great ones Two: be a maverick lead the pack like napoleon I choose two you can ride on my caravan Plenty of room and number one got a lifespan
Uh, logan, um this is like a hypocritical Because I just made a video about not hating on people Yeah I know, I saw that video yeah So I can't do this I'm bored bro roast videos are fun No they're not Wait hold up, do you hear that bro?
The second verse is coming, shut up! the second verse
No, no, oh shit
It's the... second verse Forget about the first if this a foot race I'd be running in reverse Y'all be making memes, but we be making millies
Kill this off! stop logan The seconds verse can never come out But bro, don't you think we should address That one thing that everyone's like wondering about? No, I'm not talking about that anymore Bro, but like just saying No thre's two sides to every story And it's not gonna go anywhere! Well that is true So you don't know who's telling the truth And who's lying? essentially