So you think you're greater than me
Yet there is a certain feature you miss
You think you're so great, huh
But can you do this

But can you do this
If not shut your face
Guess what you can kiss
Let me remind you
The real question is
But can you do this
You say it's a bust
I say it's a bliss
You should admit to
Being envious

So you think you're a smart man but your
Autocorrect ducks up what I send
And you took it literally when
I said get bent

So you think you're hotter is that
The reason why you tend to overheat
How bout some cold water
And a rice bed retreat

So you think you're greater than me
Yet there is a certain feature you miss
You think you're so great, huh
But can you do this

But can you do this
I see your smug face
Guess what you can kiss
Let me remind you
The real question is
But can you do this
You say it's a bust
I say it's a bliss
You should admit to
Being envious

So you are still thriving
you should
Not feel too safe up there at the top
You're barely surviving
A two feet high drop

They call you smartphone
I call you a dumb phony
You stole my feature
And became a one-trick-pony
You flat slabs are getting on my nerves
Haven't you heard real phones have curves
Have no airplane mode
But still flew of the shelves
Only T9-nties kids remember
So just go swift-key yourselves
Your apps are puny, my abs are large
I can teach you but you have to charge

Ok Google, hey Siri
I know you've listened to all
The things I've been saying
So consider this your final call
You really think there is not
A single thing you miss