[Verse 1: Louis Logic] Yo, I'm best described as the father of sex and lies I specialize in undressing wives, but I recognize When it's time to pull my cock out the hot house Cause I don't want no seeds left inside So instead I'll catch a rise With a wet surprise, from the yogurt slinger And poke a finger up her ass until the motion stings her Depending on how close it brings her to the point of climax That's when I get romantic with her face adjoined to my lap (sluuuut) How would you like to get fucked in the butt I know you probably love to get covered with nut And I can cover your mug with enough of this stuff Whenever my muscle will bust that if you breath in it would smother your lungs Eww, what you mean? You ain't had ya fill? I splash ya grill, like lighter fluid at a family meal Or a dyke's face with Vagisil when she bites into it (BITES what?) into coochie you dyke-slut you know you like to do it
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah "Bitcheees" "Drop to your knees" Coocooooooooochie "I feel most stickin and chicken, and still side steppin" Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah "Bitches get wet and I expect 'em like that" Coocooooooooochie "I wanna get into it man, you know" "What" "Vagina"
[Verse 2: Louis Logic] Always aim for the torso that's what I learned from playing in pornos While I'm stuffin' tubes takin' a cornhole If I'm late for one more show cause I spend my label's paper on more hoes They'll probably would take me straight to a court show But instead of gettin' screwed on TV I rather fuck cuties Unless ofcourse Judge Judie's in the mood to eat me I usually use my CD to abuse the treaty Of sex between me and my ex in foetus fusion treaty (ohhh) You should see me when the semen's flowin' spewin' freely I squeeze a load in the throat till the chicken's cheeks are swollen Cause if a beep is showin then she gets the worm Catchin' cock in every turn with extra sperm till the lesson's learned I'm less concerned with closed nails and a precious perm As long as I avoid of infectious germs and impressive firms And when I'm tryin to fuck ya chick and call a hoe a slut a bitch It's sufficant so it's not a sexist term
"Now what start you'd done with Dursey" Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah "Bitcheees" "Drop to your knees" Coocooooooooochie "I feel most stickin and chicken, and still side steppin" Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah "Bitches get wet and I expect 'em like that" Coocooooooooochie "I wanna get into it man, you know" "What" "Vagina"
[Verse 3: Louis Logic] Chicks say I'm old fashioned, I don't want a bitch stuck in the kitchen I wanna stuff a dick in her ass while she's touchin' her kitten I like to fuck and forget 'em and try a dozen positions Then serve the mic a sermon like rightin' smunks of religion I pay homage to bondage and good will with a feel And stay up in a prime just for stacks like Will And in the process I like to turn women to objects Penthouse to hen house of birds livin' in projects I don't discriminate on the basis of race or the place that you stay That's hardly a chick I won't inseminate I spread the legs of college chicks featherweights and solid chicks I make 'em face the snake but I never taste the bottomlips I poke 'em with the Obelisk and flee from the scene Let me explain then you'll see what I mean Cause as much as I love pussy you can't feed it to me You know why? I don't eat anything that bleeds for a week and don't die
Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah "Bitcheees" "Drop to your knees" Coocooooooooochie "I feel most stickin and chicken, and still side steppin" Coocoo chie coocoo chie coocoochie yeah "Bitches get wet and I expect 'em like that" Coocooooooooochie "I wanna get into it man, you know" "What" "Vagina"