[Louis Logic] Perfectionist rhymer It's only cause I'm such a dick you always find me next to vagina And people like, "This fuckin' kid's just as sick as sex with a minor!" Sensitive whiners, just tryna censor my line up My CD is diseased, please be cautious Cause each queasy chorus will leave ya nauseous Each verse is equipped with evil forces For teachin' your kids how to be remorseless All of ya high horses, please get off it If you don't like my songs you can eat my sausage And I got a set of meatballs you'd need a forklift... To reach to your lips just to feed your orifice Indecent authors of the world unite Run to the video store and rent "Kiss the Girls" tonight Read "American Psycho" And Mein Kampf, learn how to build a time bomb It's easy gettin' a rifle Start up a revolution or practice an execution Whatever you're doin', don't be another contented human Who wakes up in the mornin' yawnin' Pourin' another coffee when you should be out puttin' your boss in a coffin Cause no matter how often you break the law, Take the Lord's name in vain, or rape some whore Say no more, cause you haven't had a loose screw yet Lou's cassette will send you right over the cuckoo's nest Motherfucker!