You say I'm fat and overweight
That I'd rather go drinking with my mates
Well I'll tell you something now
It's funny 'cos it's true.

You say that I'm a pig
A useless piece of fucking shit
Well I'm not going to change
Oh no, not ever for you.

And who's the one
Who's all alone
Who's the one
Who's sat at home.

Who's the one
Who's all alone
Who's the one
Iit's not me.

You say that I should just grow up
Stop going down the fucking pub,
Well what do you expect I have to live with you.

You don't like the way I dress
With my Dr Martins and skinhead
You've no idea, you don't have a clue.