We’ll build a bungalow, big enough for two Big enough for two (my honey), yes me and you And when we’re married, happy we’ll be Under the bamboo, underneath the bamboo tree
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RICKY - Say Lucy! LUCY - Yeah, Ricky! RICKY - You know a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater tonight. LUCY - What? RICKY - A tramp came up to me in the street and said he hadn’t had a bite in weeks. LUCY - What d’ya do, bite him?
If you’ll be M-I-N-E mine I’ll be T-H-I-N-E thine And I’ll L-O-V-E love you All the T-I-M-E time
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RICKY - Say Lucy! LUCY - Yeah, Ricky! RICKY - Eh, did you hear about the big fire down in the shoe factory? LUCY - I’ll bet some heel started it! RICKY - You’re supposed to say “What happened?” LUCY - Huh? RICKY - What happened! LUCY - Two hundred soles were lost!
You are the B-E-S-T best Of all the R-E-S-T rest And I’ll L-O-V-E love you All the T-I-M-E time
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LUCY - Go ahead. RICKY - I’m onto your tricks. You start it this time. Go ahead. LUCY - Okay. You know there are two things I can’t eat for breakfast: lunch and dinner.
We’ll have an L-A-R-K lark In the P-A-R-K park And I’ll K-I-S-S kiss you In the D-A-R-K dark
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LUCY - Go ahead. RICKY - I got you this time. I got a joke that you never heard in your whole life. LUCY - Okay. Go ahead. Spill it brother. RICKY - Did you hear about the girl that was so dumb that she thought a football coach had four wheels! Ha ha ha ha ha! Four wheels! LUCY - Ha ha ha ha ha! How many wheels does it have?
RICKY - Oh, what’s the use!
And when we’re married Happy we’ll be Under the bamboo Under the bamboo Under the bamboo tree