Oh what a party
Everyone's invited
Try to have a little fun
But wait a damn minute
Somebody is missing
God just seems to cool to come

God's too cool to say hi like that
God's too cool for a party hat
Head in the clouds while I scream to the beat
God's too cool for a guy like me

God's too cool to like me back
We all dream of a friend like that
In line to the bathroom just to cry
God's too cool while the club's on fire

God's too cool

I'm a loser beg for your attention
Craving just a little touch
Oh I know I'm a mess, I promise I'll be better
I just had a bit too much

B-baby's in heaven
We just need a little touch up
The world's a party, come & have some fun
I guess you're just too cool to come
God's too cool