Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own eletric work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie
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Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outter space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
Some many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest for of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die

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