Welcome to alcoville The hometown off all alcomuhfuckers Sitting in the park Chilling and watching my best friend barf Life feels harsh so we shoot some hard Wait ten and start moving It all feels good it all feels true Life with alcohol turns you blue Walk on clouds feel all proud that you can shoot 14 tequilla without dying We do hit bad We do get sad When our friends go mad Lose their mind and go blind Cuss they haven't recognized their line So they push themselves pass the limit But fuck it who cares, you only live once So what we do is pass our life on to our sons and daughters Welcome to drinking land Here i proms you You'll become a man Learn to shake hands with a bum without feeling dumb We teach you how to drink a lot of beer How to get pissed off at a queer Be short tempered And beat up someone for calling you tempered What we do is start off our evening With some beer body healing Hit off the feeling' And grab the gin Taste it, grin and begin to spin To get that amazing grace Talk to jesus and insult his race Those religious fucks who think we suck Cuss we hit the bar drink and drive our car But we are really quite harmless Unless u harm us The we go looking for you to smack you up till you want us to kill you