This thing right here,
Let all the parents know what their kids are talking about,
You know, that stupid show on the WB,

(song begins)
Ohh, That show so scandalist,
you know not all the kids can't handle it,
watching the show like who the ish,
make the kids grow up so devilish,
you know the one with the polka dots,
and the green and the black and the yellow spots,
gotta catch 'em all before you pop,
cause you livin da vida loca,
they come out of the little balls, balls, balls
gotta catch 'em all, all ,all
move to the mall, mall , mall,
you'll be singing again,
they come out of the little balls, balls, balls
gotta catch 'em all, all ,all
move to the mall, mall , mall,
all night long,

Chorus:
I hate pokemonnnnn!!
(baby) hate all the pokemon,
hate when the guys go!
pikachu is a homo!
hate all the pokemon!

Pikachu so scandalist,
not all the kids can handle it,
shaking that tail like he's the ish,
make you wanna do something so devilish
you know the one with polka dots,
green and the black and the yellow spots,
cause you livin da vida loca,
they come out of the little balls, balls, balls
gotta catch 'em all, all ,all
move to the mall, mall , mall,
you'll be singing again,
all night long,
(Chorus 2x)