And that boys and girls was the story of princess Carmen
Maybe that was a little too graphic for you kids

Another storybook?
(Yeah!)

Aren't you tired of all these queens yet?
Ok I got Ru-punzel, Rajastiltsken, how bout Rip Van Willam?

(Oh heres a great one)
Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom called Harlem
Lived a beautiful princess named Sahara
She was the most beautiful princess in all of the kingdoms and all of the land
(I also hear there was this other Asian princess, she was pretty cute too, anyway)

Every seventh sunday, the princess would go out on her balcony overlooking the whole kingdom, and dance for anyone who could see her
And lets just say the ones who could saw her dance, said the bitch was twirling
Then, one dark night, a mysterious dragon snuck into her castle, and left a very interesting gift
(Ooh! I like presents! 0

When the princess awoke the next morning, she discovered she was wearing a new pair of shoes
magic shoes!
(Hmm, sorry kids, it doesn't say what label, lets just say Fendi)

These magic Fendi shoes allowed the princess to dance forever, so everyone could see her dance
So she would dance for her adoring kingdom
every day and every night
(Girl, that sounds like a lot of dancin')

But the magic shoes were cursed
For the princess could never, ever take them off her feet
(Ooh, and Fendi runs small kids)

One day after dancing every day and every night and never stopping, the princess grew tired
She wanted to stop dancing, but she couldn't
So, that night, Princess Sahara danced all the way up to the stars
where she could dance for her whole kingdom to see
for the rest of eternity

The End