Today my eyes are all runny
I'll blame it all on the pollen count
See through that, you usually see through that
Hard to breathe when around you
Making sure I don't say anything stupid
Please don't think I'm stupid

Looking in your eyes it's hard to say
Forget the others, you should only see me
Never really had the nerve to say
Better find it soon or I'll be dying lonely

As you sit right besides me
Eat an ice cream so perfectly
I love you, although I probably shouldn't do
I've got so much to tell you
But so many things I should hide
Like wanking over your school pictures

Don't pretend that you don't feel the same
No one likes having sex with themself
Say you love me too and you're not ashamed
In fact you masturbate when thinking of me

The blossoming of love only comes true on teen TV
Say you love me too, you love me true, you need just me
The blossoming of love only comes true on teen TV
Say you love me too, you love me true, you need just me
The blossoming of love only comes true on teen TV
Say you love me too, you love me true, you need just me
The blossoming of love only comes true on teen TV
Say you love me too, you love me true, you need just me

Run away and start our lives again
I've even decided what to name our children
If you turn me down, well that's ok
I guess I have still got all of your school pictures