He's so boring that I am welcome
To become when he's not welcome here

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no
Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no
Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no

One day maybe he'll forget me
Then he'll move on and be happy here

I hope

Full of hatred, packed with venom
I am Oscar
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you all!

He's so lonely with the ladies
He becomes me when he's horny here

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh God
Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh please
Ooo, ooo, ooo, oh no

Nobody knows about me, just him
I take credit for all his achievements here

He's dumb without me

Full of hatred, spiteful, bitter
I am Oscar
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you all!

Oscar I, Oscar I, Oscar I, Oscar I
I am Oscar
Fuck you all! Fuck you all!