Everytime I see your face it's painted with a frown
Just to cheer up I'd pull Brian's pants down
I'd take you by the hand and lead you past The Dog
And we would disappear into the northern fog

I wish I was in the TV just so that you could just see me
I'm in love with who you are
Not Lisa Hunter, you're the star now

Gemma only you can love me

It may seem a little sad but I am not like the rest
I love you for who you are, not just cos you have big breasts
Every smile on you I see, it seems directed just to me
Infatuation with your eyes, seeing past your scarry thighs

In real life I bet you're hotter
I don't know yet but I've got to
At least ask you if you want to be my girlfriend
Please you have to...

Gemma only you can love me now

This song is just for you, not anybody else
I know girls called Gemma will claim that this is their song
I'd crawl inside to you and grab the scissor blade
You'd smile and hold my hand and we would run away

Gemma only you can love me now

I wish I was in the TV just so that you could just see me
I'm in love with who you are
You're in my heart, you are my superstar