Playing dendy, getting harder
Getting ready heart beats faster
Next level, more and more
Can’t believe how much I’ve scored

But there is something wrong
With a BUTTON A
I can’t fucking win,
It’s NOT OK
I need some body lend a
JOYSTICK TO ME
Where is my phone,
I GOTTA CALL HIM!!!

- Hey, Mr. Boris Nikolayevich,
Would you lend me a joystick, please?
- NO!!!

Playing dendy, getting harder
Getting ready heart beats faster
Next level, more and more
Can’t believe how much I’ve scored

But there is something wrong
With a BUTTON B
Why no one can
JUST HELP ME?
No one can help me,
No one’s GOT A SOUL
I’ve got one last chance,
ONE LAST CALL!!!

- Hey, Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich,
Would you lend me a joystick, please?
- NO!!!

Who is the next I’m gonna ask?
They can’t give me a joystick
I CAN’T GIVE ‘EM TRUST!!!
They can’t give me a joystick
I CAN’T GIVE ‘EM TRUST!!!

It’s OK not to trust your president!