I met her on the farm on a hot summer night I don't have to tell you it was love at first sight It was a chance introduction by a mutual friend I took a look in her eyes and I fell right in She had heavenly hips and chestnut hair It was a couple of days before I came up for air Next thing I remember she had moved in with me I was introducing her to my whole family as CHORUS As my brand new baby My brand new baby She's my brand new baby I think I'm really stuck this time My brand new baby wasn't nobody's fool She laid down the law and she made all the rules Didn't have much to work with but I'll be damned If she didn't turn a boy into a full grown man Now I thought about leaving but I never did go I just gave what she wanted and I never said no Now church bells are ringing and they ain't far away Cause I know better than to disobey (CHORUS) Boys if you want to find the girl of your dreams Stop looking in the movies and the magazines Find yourself a woman with some meat on her bones Don't fall for all the plastic and the silicone There's lots of pretty women, I mean they're everywhere Just keep your tongue in your mouth and try not to stare I remember what it's like to be one of the guys Just don't let me see you trying to catch the eye of