I was poisoned in Amsterdam with a salmonella egg and a piece of ham
I was sick as a dog in gay Paris I could feel those frog's legs kicking
me
I should never have had that last bratwurst I had eaten so much I was fit
to burst
And I will never eat fish in old Marseille next time I'll let it swim
away

I have never liked - I have never liked - I have never liked foreign food

I was flat on me back with a touch of lurg after eating out in Heidelburg
I had a very strange case of the Spanish fly when the paella said you can
do or die

I have never liked - I have never liked - I have never liked foreign food