I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty
And witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl
Who isn't me tonight

I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming
How charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly
Can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl
In that mirror there
Who can that
Attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Have you met
My good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her
The minute you see her
She's the one who is in
An advanced state of shock

She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas

Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the
Maria we know

Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind

I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
That the city
Should give me it's key
A committee
Should be organized
To honor me

La, la, la, la

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy
And funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America
Can just resign

La, la, la, la

See the pretty girl
In that mirror there

What mirror where?

Who can that
Attractive girl be?

Which? What?
Where? Whom?

Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me

Such a pretty me

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy