Well i woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack I opened up the paper to the page in the back, it only took a minute for my fingers to find, my daily dose of destiny under my sign My eyes just about popped out of my head it said the stars are stacked against you girl get back in bed I feel lucky, i feel lucky No professor doom's gonna stand in my way Mmmmmm I feel lucky today Well i strolled down to the corner, gave my numbers to the clerk, the pots eleven million so i called in sick to work I bought a pack of camels, a burrito and a Barq's, crossed against the lights and made a beeline for the park The sky began to thunder , the wind began to moan, I heard a voice above me sayin girl you better get back home But I feel lucky, i feel lucky yeah No tropical depression's gonna steal my sun away, Mmmmmmm i feel lucky today Well 11 million later I was sitting at the bar i'd bought the house a double and the waitress a new car Dwight Yoakam's in the corner trying to catch my eye, Lyle Lovetts right beside me with his hand upon my thigh, The moral of this story, is simple but its true, Hey the stars might lie but the numbers never do I feel lucky, I feel lucky yeah Hey Dwight, Hey Lyle, boys, you don't have to fight, Hot dog i feel lucky tonight I feel lucky, I feel lucky think I'll flip a coin, I'm a winner either way Mmmmmmmm, I feel lucky today