His name is Joe
We call him Officer Ray
He’s not from here
He’s from L.A.
He had to move here
‘Cause he fried his brain
From too much sunshine
And cocaine
He was a producer
Of movies on top
Till all his movies
Were box office flops
Officer Ray
Pulled me over to say
How different this town is from L.A.
Talks about the stars
That he used to know
And how they never answer their phones
Officer Ray could you please let me go
Officer Ray
Now before his current job
Right after his Hollywood flops
He had a record label
Producing hip-hop
Till he went bankrupt
And he had to stop
Now he lives here
And he’s a cop
Busting kids for smokin’ pot
Officer Ray
Pulled me over today
So he could wallow
And complain
About the stars
That he used to know
And how they’d share
Lines of blow
Officer Ray
Could you please let me go
If Officer Ray
Pulls you over and sees
That you are renting movies
And he sees
What they are
He’s gonna say he knows the star
And if you act like you don’t believe
He’s gonna fill your car with weed
So to avoid arrest
Just act impressed
Officer Ray
Pulled me over today
So he could wallow and complain
About the stars that he used to know
And how they never answer their phones
Officer Ray
Could you please let me go
Officer Ray