This cellphone isn't working can I get my money back?
I need to hear your voice again to save my from the cul-de-sac
I nearly up and died there, choking on my vomit
What a horrible scenario but I always seem to do it
Again and again never learn any lessons.

The first thing that I saw when my eyes agreed to open
Was a poster for the cancer walk with a picture of a short haired woman
We are alike, both survivors of some type
Too bad the work dyke was scribbled on her forehead
I have to survive the kind of people that do that.

And I can't remember what I did last night
But there's peace in forgetting it.
The only thing I'm remembering is the smell of your car
Going in circles trying to find a place to get high
Too high to let you drive-
And I felt like a worn out cliché, but you made it okay to feel that way.

You are the best thing that
ever happened to me ever happened to me ever happened to me

You know how much I hate it all but you tell me to think positive
I positively think I get more hateful by the minute
Cause I can't seem to cope with the world and the stupid people in it
Why have compassion if no one believes in it
I'm ashamed of my hate but too lazy to fight it.

And half a year ago I thought I'd finally hit the ceiling
And you're the only one who knows what I was really feeling
I don't need a shrink I just need time for healing
If my mind should finally crack it's probably just as well-
I love you more than I love myself.

And I can't remember what I did last year but I got a faint memory
Of the year before when we were bored you'd pick me up and then we'd see
If LA was half of what it was cracked up to be...
In the end it wasn't but all the same, you're the only thing that kept me sane.

You are the best thing that
Ever happened to me ever happened to me ever happened to me.