[Max]
At the end of the day
I'm on my way
Home on the highway
Thank God it's Friday
Max Normal in '95
You know the vibe
Push some overtime
Clock out
Then home to the wife

Then I noticed that don't know here the hell I am
Must've taken a wrong turn
Shit, let me phone home
Hey honey
Listen don't get cross
I'm going to be a little late
I'm just a bit lost
(You promised you'd be home Max
I can't believe this
Don't do this to me
Don't do this to me)
What? You're breaking up
I've got a bad reception
I've got crap connection
I'm just gonna get directions!
Stop at the intersection
Wind down my window
To speak to some kids
But before I speak the kids go

Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son Rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don

[Max, Knoffel Bruin & Neon Don]
Uhh-'kay not sure what the hell that was all about
Let me speak to these
two guys coming 'round the corner now

Hey! 'tsek julle! Gan speel 'n ander plek of gan maak
vir jou ma 'n koppie tea!
Can I help you?
Hey guys made a bum steer
Do you know how I get to the highway from here?
Check the plains
Is kinda hard to explain
I still don't want to put a klomp strain on your brain
What are you doing?
It's okay
We can show you the way
If you want to get to the highway drive straight
Hi, I'm Max Normal
Dress code strictly formal?

Nd: Naa kwaai
Kb: Ek se ons rob die vokken naai
Nd: Hou jou bek; voetsek
Kb: Ek sal doen wat ek wil
Nd: Hier's 'n pil
Kb: Heysa!
Nd: Trek 'n diep skyf in ou chill
Turn left here Maxi
Righto you got it
Awe my cuzzi, a genuine leather wallet!
Ow wie's die duidelike meisie?
Kb: Wys my
Nd: Kyk hier
Kb: Hello baby!
That's my wife
Nd: Je' Max
You got a nice suit
But wys me
Now kykie
Why you wearing my shoes?
These are my shoes
Come now don't be insecure
I'm a size 9 let me try them on to be sure
Daar's it nou
Lekker snug like a glove
Take a puff my bru
No thank you
Smoke this or I'll smoke you
Uh uh, uh uh Max, that won't do
Don't take a moffie skyf
Max, you better klap it
Puff it
Do it quick or kick the bucket!

Wooh Jesus H. Christ
We going home? I don't know
In slow-mo, in deep space now
Getting insecure
Very bad feeling
Creeping slowly
I need to go sleep
Or go pee
A homie
Laughing at me
With no teeth
Oh jeez
This shit is so deep
My brain's custard
What's happening? I don't understand
Max in Wonderland
Wearing nothing but his flipping underpants
Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes
Plus he's rocking my shoes
Fuck it I'm too
High to open up the door let me climb through
The window
Huh, where are we?
Half inside half outside my body
What's that noise?
Sounds like a party
Down a little passage we go open a black gate
(Just go through the back gate!)
Huh could it be?
And old lady reading a bible in bed watching Tv
By the back door
Into the backyard
I'm at peace thank God
What the? A big black dog!
Voetsek
(Hey!)

The lights get dim
Everybody says hi to Don
I'm with him
A lot of boob tube tops
A lot of low ride jeans
Hi everybody don't mind me
Cold beer's pumping out the freezer in the garage
Don getting jiggy with some chicky with a fat arse
Some guys by the braai playing Dominoes go
(Go Donny Don, go Donny Don go)
God my head's fried
I've got the red eyes
Little kids running around way after bed time
Looking funky in my undies
Still need to wee
Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine

Wie maakie jol vol?
(Donnie maakie jol vol)

Go Donnie, go go, go Donnie, go go
Go Donnie, go go, go Donnie, go go)

Maxi in die ghetto
(A nutty ghetto)

Go Maxi! Say say, go Maxi! Say say, go Maxi! Say say)
Yepa!

[Verse 3]
My mind's open
Third eye strobing
When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings
Hello?
(Is Max there?)
Just hang on: It's your wife Maxi
Hi honey
(I thought you were dead)
Don't say that
I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape flats
(Are you freaking mad Max!)
Hey don't say that
Listen I've got another call on hold I'll call straight back

It's the start of a new day
I'm on my way
Home on the highway
In my underpants
Hitch-hiking
Mirror's [?]
I was so frightened
Wooh, what a night man
Ooh, there's a white van, cool
I'm so glad you guys stopped
Out the white van jumps two white cops

Cop: Is everything alright with you?

Nee, alles is kwaai my bru